Thursday, June 10, 2010

Beautiful and Funny Jokes SMS text Messages

Universal Msg for every girl
"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh kar
jealous na ho balkay ye socho agar ye
itni pyari hai to is ka bhai kitna pyara hoga!"
 
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Customer: ye cow kitnay ki hai?
Sardar: 30,000 di. 2 saal wich 1 bacha dendi ay.
Customer: Aur ye dusri?
Sardar: 10,000 di. 2 sal wich 5 bachay dendi ay.
Customer: ye sasti kyun hai jabkay ye 5 bachay
deti hai?
Sardar: O paa ji, character v koi cheez hunda ay...
 
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Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahegi
tuje teri khushbu se pehchan loun ga.
 
Girl: muje pehle se pata tha tum kutte ki nasal ho.
 
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Boy 2 a Girl: kya me tumhara hath choom sakta hun?

Girl: Zaleel
       Kameenay,
 
           Kuttay
 
             Behaya
 
Sharam nhi aati
 
 
 
Mere honto pe kya zehar laga hua hai?
 
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